Because Hollywood is Out of Ideas: ASTEROIDS Movie Joins BATTLESHIP, CLUE, and CANDYLAND

No, you read that headline right.  Read it a couple more times if you need to.  I'll Asteroidswait.

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN Breaks Box Office Records

Transformers, not swayed by negative criticisms, had the second highest 5 day opening of all time with $201 million, just behind The Dark Knight's opening of $208.Transformers: Artist Formerly Known as BDM

*queue 2001 music* SMURFS 3-D Coming in 2010

Because someone, somewhere thought a live-action CG filled Smurfs movie was a Smurfin' Agood idea that is exactly what we are getting.  Not much word on this yet, but the film does have a December 17, 2010 release date

My biggest questions:

1) Who plays Gargamel?

2) How many derogatory ways can "smurf" be used?

For the Cheaz: Scarlett Character Poster Revealed from G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA!

FSR got a hold of the new Scarlett poster from G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra.  Scarlett

If we know anything about this movie right now it's 1) The women in it are gorgeous and 2) Explosions are cool. 

Spoiler-less Review - TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN

There's been a lot of negativity swirling around Michael Bay's newest opus, Optimus Prime - Revenge of the FallenTransformers: Revenge of the Fallen.  You'd think the online community and anyone with a press pass were in some secret cabal out to destroy Bay's career.

So did I love it, hate it, or send it to the scrap heap too?

Let's put it this way, I am NOT a member of that cabal.  I dug this movie.  I even kind of love it. 

SMALLVILLE going to METROPOLIS!?!

An untested source has supplied AICN with a pretty big rumor, and enormous Smallville - Clark & Lexscoop if true. The source says they got a look at the banner which is to accompany the Smallville presentation at Comic-Con in July. 

With the opportunity of a lifetime...

... FEARLESS blows it.

The following exchange takes place:

*Captain finds Fearless holding an Ewok doll, sobbing in a corner*

Captain: Don't worry friend, pink t-shirts with black socks and shorts will come back in style... someday. Sonny Crockett as my witness, they will... come... back.

Fearless: I love her, forearm tats and all. She's my soulmate.

Captain: I know she is. *Captain pats Fearless on his gelled head*

Fun w/Xbox Avatars: BOLFORMERS 2

BOLformers: Revenge of the Ballen"Asinine..."  --Roger Ebert 

"BOLformers is gratuitously unnecessary..."  --Gene Shallot

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN Reviews Pouring In **UPDATED** Fearless DEMANDS to See This Movie!

The closer Star Trek came the more I felt it was a can't miss.  And you know what? ITF2 was right.  Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen I've had the opposite feeling. 

I loved the first one.  My wife LOVES the first one.  But what if they screw it up?  I mean, look at Star Wars: Episode I.

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